​Welcome to Murrumbeena Wine Bar

 

where nothing is innocent and everything is persuasive.

Our menu is a parade of beautiful liars:

the bread flirts, the olives gossip, the cheese promises forever,

and the charcuterie never calls you back.

Every glass tells you what you want to hear —

the sparkling makes you feel invincible, the red convinces you you’re deep, and the gin has you texting your ex by dessert.

We don’t sell food and drink —

we sell temptation, one perfectly plated con at a time.

So go on… pick your poison, choose your cheat, and let’s misbehave beautifully.

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MWB

XOXO